The Son of Dr. Dreadful

If you’re a fan of old-school horror movies, then you know that the names of sequels to the original followed a specific progression, rather than the current trend of slapping a Roman numeral after the original title. That explains the title of this post, the sequel to The Return of Dr. Dreadful, which is turn was the follow-up to a post about the Dr. Dreadful line of food toys.

As promised by the original Dr. Dreadful – inventor Robert Knetzger – the new and imported Dr. Dreadful line appeared in stores last month. She Who Must Be Obeyed found two of them on the shelves at Target, and brought them home for me to play with.

If you compare the box I opened (seen at the top of this post) with the prototype shown in the original post, you’ll notice a few differences, the most significant being the change from “Dr. Dreadful Zombie Drink Lab” to “Dr. Dreadful Zombies Zombie Lab.” Zombies are the hip monster these days, all the kids love zombies – or so the marketers must suppose. The other change is the inclusion of photos of actual kinds sampling the output of the lab: three boys – one a person of color – but why no photo of a girl? Believe me, there are guys out there who would think playing with a zombie drink lab as a tween was a desirable trait in a potential romantic interest. At least I would.

He Who Will Not Be Ignored and I assembled the two kits, which are designed to be linked together. The two missing kits – Bug Lab and Snot Shots – seemed designed to do just one thing, as did the Stomach Churner we hooked up to the main Zombie Lab.

We experimented with the Stomach Churner first, following the instructions to make a foaming drink. Employing my best Colin Clive accent, I urged my assistant to mix blue and yellow liquids and pour them into the test tubes. The beaker was filled with a third mixture, then the heart-shaped pump was squeezed until the contents of the test tubes had traveled trough the attached clear tubing, where it mixed in the plastic stomach. When filled, the stomach tilted forward and deposited its contents into the beaker, where it formed a fizzy red liquid that could best be described as “berry’ flavored.

It wasn’t very foamy, probably due to the obvious moisture-soaked state of the supposedly dry ingredients. The original Food Lab powders were packaged in plastic-lined paper envelopes, but the new versions are supplied in thin clear plastic bags, which might not have been properly sealed.

Next up was making “zombie barf,” which involved pouring a solution of Mix 1 into the brain-shaped container and resting it in the skull, then adding Mix 2 to the receiving beaker. When He Who pressed down on the brain, a valve opened, the skull’s jaws swung open, and we watched a gush of blue goo fall into the beaker.

The resist was a thick, drinkable blue-green slime in a pool of red liquid – unsettling to look at, oyster-like in texture, and once again redolent of “berry” flavor. (What happened to the sour watermelon flavor from the previous iteration? Has market research determined that kids don’t like it?)

If you look closely at the skull apparatus, you’ll notice a syringe to the right and two molds where the left eye socket and eyebrow ridge should be. I mixed up some of the “bug formula” and injected it through the two holes (thinking of Un Chien Andalou as I applied the syringe to the eyeball). The filled molds, when allowed to set in the fridge for ten minutes, discharged a cherry-flavored gummy worm and spider. For this technique, timing is crucial: you have to let the gelatin mix set enough to be viscous but still injectable, otherwise it leaks all over the front of the skull, as I quickly discovered.

I’m happy to see the toy back on the shelves, and hope that it will serve as a gateway drug to kids who eventually take up an interest in molecular gastronomy. Until then, I’ll stick with foams and spherification instead of barf and fizz. It’s unlikely you’ll see a post titled “Bride of Dr. Dreadful.”

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Sichuan Crawfish

Sometimes I screw up even the simplest of recipes. Usually it’s because I mis-measure an ingredient, or make a substitution that just doesn’t work. In this particular case I screwed up due to a lack of attention at least six months ago.

When I see something unusual while food shopping, I’ll buy it and file it away for future use. That’s what happened months ago when I saw a four-pound bag of crawfish: I bought it and filed it away in the Deep Storage Facility until I could come up with a use for it. I remembered the bag when I was looking for a lazy but tasty one-pot meal. The Momofuku recipe for sichuan crawfish could be made in less than half an hour, and I had all the ingredients on hand – all I had to do was thaw out the crawfish.

I grabbed the bag and left it to defrost, paying no attention to the photo of the bright red mudbugs on the bag. It was a “serving suggestion,” or so I thought. It wasn’t until I was gathering my mise en place that I realized I had purchased a bag of cooked crawfish. I was committed by this point, so I chose to push on ahead.

In addition to the crawfish I measured out a quarter cup each of oil and light soy, twenty dried red chile peppers, two tablespoons of Sichuan peppercorns, and a half cup of sliced scallions. (Had I been using raw crawfish, I would have soaked them in cold salted water for about half an hour.)

After heating the oil in a large sauté pan over hight heat, I crushed the chiles and added them along with the peppercorns. Once I could smell the peppers, I added the crawfish and stirred them until they were heated through, then added the soy and stirred for another minute. I transferred the crawfish to a large bowl and garnished with the sliced scallions.

I served the bugs over steamed rice topped with ginger scallion sauce.

I taught He Who Will Not Be Ignored how to twist off the heads and pull the meat out of the tails. Due to the double-cooking, there wasn’t anything to suck out of the heads, but the drippings permeated the rice. I could tell after sampling a few crawfish that they were badly overcooked, with a rubbery, stringy texture. The peppery seasoning was a clever Asian interpretation of a classic crawfish boil, but it wasn’t enough to redeem the meal.

I haven’t had to enforce my old “if you screw it up you still have to eat it” rule in years, but we dutifully plowed though the bowl of crawfish, leaving behind a pile of legs, claws, and carapaces that resembled an outtake from Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers.

I’ll be on the lookout for uncooked crawfish so I can try this recipe again. Failure is not an option.

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French Toast Ice Cream

Ice is the enemy of ice cream. More specifically, large ice crystals are the enemy, which create a grainy, crunchy texture instead of the smooth, creamy consistency you expect in good ice cream. I usually don’t manage to keep a batch of homemade ice cream around long enough for ice crystal formation to be a problem, but I have been looking into different methods of retarding crystal growth.

Cook’s Illustrated just published a method that looked promising, but it involves a lot of extra work: chill most of the custard base overnight, freeze the remaining base, mix the frozen and chilled portions together, churn in an ice cream freezer, transfer to a chilled metal pan in the freezer, and then to a final storage container. That’s a lot of mechanical manipulation of the ice cream, and ignores almost every ingredient-based solution to the problem, although they do incorporate corn syrup to reduce crystallization.

I was working on a recipe that used corn syrup as well as a small amount (0.1%) of xanthan gum when I heard about the method used in the recently-published Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams at Home. Unlike my preferred recipe (which uses a 2:1 ratio of cream to milk, and four to six egg yolks), Jeni’s recipe inverts the dairy ratio, substitutes cream cheese for the eggs, and adds a cornstarch slurry to the mix. The corn starch – an ingredient rejected by the Cook’s researcher – performs the same ice-retardant function as the xanthan gum, so I decided to do a head-to-head comparison of her dark chocolate ice cream with my gold standard: the recipe from The Perfect Scoop. Lebovitz’s version had a deeper chocolate favor, but Jeni’s version had a creamier, gelato-like texture that maintained its consistency for more than a week.

Convinced of the practicality of Jeni’s method, I skimmed through the rest of her recipes (which, frustratingly, does not include the Bacon Praline to which she refers more than once ), looking for something interesting to make. I had settled on the Toasted Brioche with Butter and Jam recipe because I still had a chunk of brioche left from the no-knead brioche recipe in Ideas in Food:

When I remembered this post about powdered French toast, I realized I had a new recipe to create. I started with what I’d need to make the powdered French toast: about two cups of cubed brioche, a half stick of butter, three tablespoons of maple sugar (found in any New England supermarket), a teaspoon of ground cinnamon, and some fresh nutmeg.

I sautéed the brioche in the melted butter until it was brown and crispy, then added the maple sugar, cinnamon, and a few grinds of nutmeg. After a few minutes of stirring, I had caramelized French toast cubes.

When the cubes cooled, I added them to a food processor with an equivalent volume – about two cups – of tapioca maltodextrin and blended until I had about three cups of irregular powder.

I made powdered toast, Ren & Stimpy’s favorite breakfast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1W2FIaCDT8

To make the maple ice cream, I measured out two cups of whole milk, one and a quarter cups of heavy cream, two tablespoons of light corn syrup, a cup and a half of grade B maple syrup (the good stuff), four teaspoons of cornstarch, an ounce and a half of softened cream cheese, and a half teaspoon of sea salt.

I boiled the syrup over medium heat until it reduced by half. It’s crucial to use an overly large saucepan – at least four quarts – to prevent boilover. (Maple sugaring tip: if the sap is about to boil over, add a splash of cream. The fat in the cream reduces the surface tension of the bubbles.)

While the syrup boiled, I blended the salt and cream cheese together, added the corn syrup to the cream, and mixed the cornstarch with two tablespoons of the milk.

I removed the syrup from the heat and slowly stirred in the cream and then the milk. I returned the pan to a rolling boil over medium-high heat and let it cook for four minutes. This is a key step in Jeni’s method; it removes a lot of the water from the dairy components.

I slowly whisked in the cornstarch slurry and boiled for another minute, stirring the mixture with a spatula. Then I gradually whisked it into the cream cheese.

I learned from making the chocolate recipe that no amount of whisking will remove little bits of undissolved cornstarch, so I passed the mixture through a fine meshed strainer into a container in an ice bath. (You can also pour it into a zip-top freezer bag to chill. It’s faster, but I wasn’t in a hurry and prefer to let the ice cream base sit overnight in the fridge.)

The next day I pre-chilled my ice cream freezer and churned the iced cream for half an hour, adding about a cup and a half of the powdered French toast.

After four hours in the freezer, I had French toast ice cream, which I served topped with a sprinkling of the reserved crumbs. It tasted just like French toast: the maple wasn’t overwhelming, I could detect the cinnamon and nutmeg, and the crumbs retained their crunch – a perfect contrast to the creamy texture.

I’m thinking of serving this along with my prosciutto ice cream. Bill Cosby may have served chocolate cake for breakfast, but I can have ice cream for brunch.

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Hello Pork Pie Fat (Charcutepalooza Challenge 9)

I discovered meat pies on the family trip to London two years ago. Our visit to the Tower of London included lunch, and, in the spirit of the adventure, I ordered a beef and ale pie. It was a pastry shell about four inches around and three inches high, wrapped around a rich, almost bourguignon-esque filling. It was so good I ordered it again when we visited Hampton Court, which was provisioned by the same food service.

This month’s Charcutepalooza challenge was “packing,” either pâté en croute or English pork pie. Guess which I chose. I’ve had mixed results with pie dough, but my most recent attempt was a success, so I hoped I could build on my experience by making a fully-encased pie. I used the recipe in Charcuterie, but made some technique and ingredient substitutions of my own. And I had the previously-documented expertise of She Who Must Be Obeyed to fall back on if things started to go pear-shaped.

I started with the crust, assembling the flour, butter, egg and water mixture, and lard, which I rendered from my a chunk of leaf lard I had in the Deep Storage Facility. I cut the butter into the required quarter-inch cubes, but attempting to do the same with the lard was a non-starter – it was just too soft. (I kept thinking that “cubing the lard” was an unsolved problem in kitchen mathematics.)

Rather than use my fingers to combine the flour and fat, I used a dough blender that I had chilled in the freezer.

With the fat incorporated (a possible name for my proposed catering business), I mixed in the egg and water, divided the dough in half, and wrapped each piece in plastic. She Who assured me that the visible chunks of butter and fat would ensure a flaky crust.

While the dough chilled in the fridge I turned my attention to the filling, which was pork shoulder cut into one-inch cubes, smoked ham cut into quarter-inch dice, salt, pepper, thyme, minced garlic, finely diced onion, and ramen broth. Although the recipe calls for chicken stock, I figured the pork-based ramen broth would add depth and some gelatin to the filling.

I sweated the onion and garlic, ground the pork and seasonings through the small die of my grinder, and when everything was cold I mixed the filling, slowly adding the broth and then the ham until the components were evenly combined.

I let the filling chill, then returned to the dough. I knew it would be soft and sticky, so I got clever and rolled it out on floured parchment paper instead of my countertop. Once I had a twelve-inch disc of dough, I molded the filling into the center, shaping it to be about five inches in diameter.

In theory I should have been able to fold the dough around the sides of the filling – lifting it up with the parchment – and have enough extra to creat a bit of overlap on the top. That didn’t happen:

To compensate for the lack of overlap, I cut a larger circle of dough for the top – about seven inches – and cut a vent hole in the center. I coated one of the sides with egg wash, placed it wash side down on top of the filling, and crimped it around the edges to seal the pie. I cut some extra bits of dough and arranged them around the top before applying another coating of egg wash.

At this point the pie looked pretty good: round, a bit squat, but with straight sides and some decorative flourishes. I don’t know why I thought it would retain that shape once it hit the oven, which would cause the fat – the only thing providing structural integrity – to melt. And melt it did, into a dome-shaped finished product.

I had planned on serving the pie at room temperature the following day, which would have given me time to make aspic and pour in into the pie through the vent hole. Unfortunately, the vent was blocked by the filling, so I set that idea aside. (I had it all worked out, and planned on using the clarified liquid from trotter gear in the place of aspic.)

After an overnight rest in the fridge, I let the pie sit at room temperature for a few hours before cutting into it.

As you can see, there was plenty of space between the crust and filling for aspic. When (not if ) I make this pie again, I’ll either scoop out a bit of the filling from the vent hole, or leave the cutter in the hole to provident it from clogging. I cut the aspic-less pie into thick wedges and served them with a simple parsley salad to provide brightness and acidity. She Who and He Who Will Not Be Ignored added a healthy glob of whole-grain mustard as an additional accompaniment.

He Who expressed some doubts about eating “meatloaf pie,” but he was surprised by both the texture and flavor of the filling. It had the coarseness of a country pâté with textural variety provided by the ham, and a rich, porky flavor. A little of this pie goes a long way because it’s so hearty, but we’re looking forward to eating the leftovers.

When I make this again I will probably try to mold it into a soufflé dish in the hope of producing the straight-sided pie that I think of as the ideal meat-encasement vehicle. Until then, I think I can force myself to eat this version again.

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Pan-Roasted Mussels with OS

When I was an undergraduate, there were no options for late-night dining in Cambridge, and only a few for those willing to cross the river into Boston. Having had our fill of Buzzy’s Roast Beef, a sketchy all-night sandwich joint in the shadow of the old Charles Street Jail (now the boutique Liberty Hotel, with a restaurant called Clink), we eventually located Bo Shek, a restaurant in Chinatown that stayed open until 2 AM. The food was tasty, plentiful, and cheap, the waiters were surly, and the cook liked to scream at his staff so loudly that were were certain we were witnesses to murders.

After placing the same order every time we visited, we eventually had the waiters asking “clams with black bean sauce?” when we walked in. The clams were an afterthought, a vehicle for the sauce, which was rich, gingery, and peppery. I had forgotten about that sauce until I saw this recipe in Momofuku. The “OS” in the mane means “oriental sauce,” (not “operating system”), a name Chef David Chang explains:

I enjoy appropriating the out-of-date and borderline-racist term Oriental whenever I get the chance.

I had two fresh two-pound bags of mussels from my local fishmonger, so mussels with OS would be on that evening’s menu. You do know to check the tags on your mussels to see when they were harvested, don’t you?

In addition to the mussels, I assembled a third of a cup of denjang (Korean fermented bean paste), two tablespoons of sherry vinegar, two tablespoons of minced fresh ginger, six thinly sliced garlic cloves, two tablespoons of sliced scallions, a half cup of julienned scallions, a cup of dry sake, and a quarter cup of canola oil.

I combined the denjang, vinegar, ginger, sliced scallions, and garlic in a smal bowl.

I poured the oil into a large pot on high heat, then added the mussels. After stirring for about a minute, I added the sake, covered the pot, and let the mussels steam – about four minutes. After the mussels opened, I added the sauce mixture to the liquid at the bottom of the pot and stired to combine, than tossed the mussels to cover with sauce.

I ladled the muscles into a bowl, garnished with the julienned scallions, and poured the sauce over the top.

The cooking technique is no different than the traditional moules marinière, it just substitutes sake for white wine and the ginger/bean combination for tarragon. The taste, however, is completely different, a recreation of the black bean sauce I remembered, with the added flavor of the fat, juicy mussels. And It all came together in half an hour.

Bo Shek is no longer a restaurant; it’s a bakery/tea house. Fortunately, I now have another way to obtain my sauce fix. I think I’ll try it again with local fresh clams to see if I can reproduce the dish from memory.

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Staff Meal

Although I do the majority of the cooking at Chez Belm, I don’t do all of the cooking. Occasionally She Who Must Be Obeyed steps in and cooks something that she likes that isn’t something I usually think of when planning dinner menus. Such was the case when she announced that she wanted to make gazpacho. I dutifully retrieved the necessary ingredients from the farmer’s market, sharpened her knife, and let her do the work:

A few hours later we had tasty gazpacho for dinner, and I didn’t have to do a thing. I didn’t even wash the dishes.

Inspired by his mother’s initiative, He Who Will Not Be Ignored decided to get in on the act. Our last evening in Chicago had been a dinner at Heaven on Seven, a popular place that served New Orleans food. The original location on Wabash Avenue isn’t open for dinner, but on the first Friday of each month chef/owner Jimmy Bannos hosts a dinner and cooking class, complete with recipe handouts (and bottomless hurricanes). He Who loved the fried chicken salad, so about a week later he asked if we could ave it for dinner, and if he could make it.

The recipe was  a series of sub-recipes, beginning with making a batch of the chef’s seasoning blend, the inappropriately named Angel Dust. We made seasoned flour with the spice mix, and also added it to the honey jalapeño salad dressing. Then I let He Who have at some boneless chicken breasts.

I showed him how to egg wash and dredge the chicken (one handed, to avoid gloppy fingers), and how to add the chicken to a pan of oil (slowly lower it away from yourself to avoid splashback). I prepared a side of yellow rice, then let him plate:

He was pleased with the final result, as you can see at the top of the post.

I think it’s time to turn over the kitchen to the sous chefs a few times a month. But they’ll have to step up their game – maybe I’ll make a competition out of it. Belm’s Kitchen, anyone?

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It’s a Gouda Thing

Having successfully made – or at least processed – cheddar cheese, I decided to try making gouda, which differs from cheddar by being a washed curd cheese. I’d take advantage of the heat wave which had rendered my kitchen almost unusable to maintain the incubation temperatures the cheese required.

I started by heating the milk to 90°F in a sink full of water at 100°F. I added a packet of mesophilic starter, mixed, and let the milk ripen in the covered pot for ten minutes. I mixed in a half teaspoon of liquid rennet (diluted in a quarter cup of unchlorinated water), covered the pot, and let it sit at 90°F for an hour.

I cut the curd into half-inch cubes and let them set for ten minutes.

Here’s where the process diverges from the cheddar method. I poured off a third of the whey and slowly stirred in 175°F water until the temperature of the curd reached 92°F. I let the curd settle for ten minutes, then drained off the whey again, to the level of the curd.

I stirred in more 175°F water, until the temperature of the curd reached 100°F. I kept the curd at that temperature for fifteen minutes, stirring to prevent matting. After stirring I let the curds set for thirty minutes.

I poured off (and saved) the remaining whey, transferred the curds to a cheesecloth-lined mold, and pressed at twenty pounds of pressure for twenty minutes. I unwrapped the cheese, inverted and re-dressed it, then applied forty pounds of pressure to twenty minutes.

Because the curds hadn’t been milled (mixed with salt), they didn’t release as much water, resulting in a slightly taller cheese.

After a final re-dressing, I applied fifty pounds of pressure and let the cheese sit overnight.

After sixteen hours I unmolded the cheese.

I soaked it in a saturated brine (two pounds of sodium chloride, one tablespoon calcium chloride, one gallon of water) for twelve hours. The cheese floats, so I weighed it down with an inverted plate.

I removed the cheese from the brine, patted it dry, and air-dried it at 50°F for three weeks in my cheese fridge. (You can see the cheddar on the lower shelf.)

After three weeks it had hardened and yellowed (seen at the top of this post), so I waxed and labeled it.

Not including the three weeks of air drying, I intend to age this cheese for at least four months, which means I’ll have gouda for the winter holidays.

In the meantime…

The suspense was killing me. The cheddar I made looked right, but how would it age? Today, after nine weeks of aging, I cut it open and had a taste.

It looked right, it had the correct density and crumbly texture, and it tasted like cheddar cheese. It was mild, but superior to the rubbery supermarket stuff. There was a bit more acidity than I expected, probably due to the short aging period. Still, it was a success.

I think I’ll wind up making at least one cheddar a month. If I start now, I’ll have tasty aged cheese come next spring. If I can wait that long.

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St. Julia’s Day 2011

In my mad rush to complete a head cheese I almost forgot that St. Julia’s Day – Julia Child’s birthday – was August 15, and I had promised to cook one of her recipes on her birthday each year. A bit of scrounging in the Belm Utility Research Kitchen and the Deep Storage Facility turned up the ingredients for a classic fricassée de poulet à l’ancienne: chicken fricassee. I could make it in one pot, it would take less than two hours, and the cooking technique was dead simple.

I started with a cut up chicken, mirepoix, four tablespoons of butter, and three tablespoons of flour.

I sweated the vegetables in the butter, added the chicken, and cooked it for about four minutes. I covered the pot, lowered the heat, and cooked for an additional ten minutes, turning the chicken once.

I sprinkled the chicken with flour, salt, and white paper, making sure it was evenly coated, then let it cook for an additional four minutes.

I poured in three cups of hot chicken stock and a cup of white wine, added a herb bouquet (parsley, bay leaf, and thyme), and brought the mixture to a simmer.

While the chicken simmered I prepared some braised pearls onions

…and some stewed mushrooms.

After half an hour of simmering, I removed the chicken from the pot and brought the liquid to a boil, reducing it until it thickened. I slowly ladled the liquid into a mixture of two egg yolks and half a cup of cream, whisking the entire time to prevent the eggs from curdling.

I strained the sauce into a clean pan, corrected the seasoning with nutmeg and lemon juice, and boiled for an additional minute.

I returned the chicken to the original pot, added the mushrooms and onions, and then the sauce, and let everything heat up for five minutes.

I served the chicken and vegetables over buttered noodles with a parsley garnish.

A dish as simple as braised chicken in a classic reduction sauce depends on the quality of its ingredients – homemade stock and a locally-raised chicken are an absolute must. You want the dish to taste like chicken, not an approximation, and this version delivered. All it needed was a side of buttered green beans and a glass of chardonnay.

Once you’ve mastered this recipe you can create three more variations with simple additions: add curry powder or paprika after the initial sweat of the chicken and vegetables, or add tarragon along with the stock and wine. I anticipate trying all three this fall.

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A Better Banh Mi

As I mentioned at the end of my recent head cheese post, there was a sandwich in my future. I didn’t have all of the ingredients that were available to Peter, but I figured I could replicate his basic intent. To begin with, I’d have to approximate his black trumpet mushroom/black peppercorn compound butter, which I did with a combination of butter, white miso, shichimi togarashi, and a generous blob of Marmite.

I didn’t have any fresh pork belly (for once), but I did have a slab of maple-miso cured bacon, which I sealed with the butter and heated at 65°C for two hours.

Once cooked, I sliced the bacon into thick chunks and set it aside while I prepped the rest of the ingredients. The liquid that had collected in the bag was drained into a saucepan for further modification.

I cut equally thick slices of the head cheese and let it come up to room temperature.

While the bacon was sitting in the water bath, I made a quick pickle of daikon and carrot, cut long thin slices of pickling cucumber on a mandolin, washed and picked some cilantro, sliced two baguettes into thirds, and mixed about a tablespoon of Maggi seasoning into a half cup of mayo. I gave the pork slices a quick char in a grill pan and was ready to make sandwiches.

I also warmed up the cooking liquid from the sous vide step, letting it thicken slightly. I tasted it a few times and realized it was a bit salty, so I added a splash of Chinese black vinegar to counterbalance the salt.

I spread mayo on the baguettes, layered the carrots and daikon, then the head cheese and bacon, followed by the cucumber and cilantro.

I served the sandwiches accompanied with the miso butter sauce and the mandatory bottle of sriracha.

This was by no means a traditional banh mi, but it had all of the necessary elements: rich, fatty pork, crisp pickles, creamy mayo, and crusty bread. It also had smoke and heat and bacon, but what elevated it above being a mere sandwich was the wonderful sauce, whose saltiness and depth played perfectly against the cold head cheese (which can never be seasoned enough for my taste). Once those sandwiches hit the table, very little talking happened until they were gone.

I’ll remember this recipe whenever the rare conjunction of pork terrine and bacon occurs in the Deep Storage Facility. Try it yourself, you’ll thank me. And, to quote Sir Isaac Newton: “If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

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48 Hour Short Rib

It’s hard to turn down boneless short ribs at a good price, even if you can’t immediately think of a use for all of it. I knew that some would be reserved for grinding (along with chuck and brisket) into hamburger patties, but I also wanted braised short ribs without heating up the Belm Utility Research Kitchen above its sauna-like temperature. That’s where this recipe from Momofuku came to the rescue: I’d get my ribs with a minimal amount of effort as long as I was willing to wait a few days.

I started with the ingredients for a kalbi marinade: 600 grams of water, 150 grams of light soy sauce, 42 grams of pear juice, 42 grams of apple juice, 23 grams of mirin, 13 grams of sesame oil, 250 grams of sugar, a small carrot, two garlic cloves, and half an onion (standing in for three scallion whites).

I combined everything in a large pot, added about ten grinds of black pepper, brought the mixture to a boil, then simmered for ten minutes. After straining out the solids, I had about three cups of marinade.

I trimmed the boneless ribs into eight pieces, placed two each in vacuum seal bags with half a cup of the marinade, sealed the bags, and then sealed again to create double-bagged portions.

I put the bags in a water bath and set my immersion circulator to 60°C, then cooked the ribs for 48 hours.

On the day I wanted to serve the ribs, I made dashi-braised daikon. I stared with raw daikon that I sliced into inch-long segments and then trimmed to an inch in diameter with a ring cutter. Rather than make a batch of fresh dashi, I chose to use the instant stuff.

I simmered the daikon in two cups of dashi for thirty minutes until it was tender.

I also made quick pickled carrots, using a purple variety to add more color to the plate.

When the ribs were ready I strained the marinade out of the bags into a saucepan, then boiled to reduce.

While the sauce reduced, I blanched and shocked some scallions.

I seared the ribs in a screaming hot cast iron pan with a little oil, let them rest for a few minutes, then sliced them against the grain. To serve, I put some of the reduced braising liquid on the plate, draped a scallion across, laid the meat on top, added the carrots and daikon, folded the scallion over, then topped the daikon with pickled mustard seeds. I added a thin slice of watermelon radish for color and crunch, and finished with a sprinkle of Maldon salt.

Sous vide cooked short ribs are a revelation: they’re as beefy and flavorful as you’d expect, but they don’t disintegrate the way conventionally braised ribs do. They have a bit of chew to them, so you know you’re eating real beef. The braised daikon had a similar texture but a more mellow taste than uncooked radish. And, of course, the carrots added necessary acidity to a dish that was almost too rich.

Bonus meal:

I cooked more short rib than I needed for one meal, so a few days later I seared and sliced the remaining meat, reheated the sauce (thickened with xanthan gum to prevent splitting), and served it over rice with a 13-minute onsen poached egg and some snow peas. It was the most luxurious bibimbap we’ve ever eaten.

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