She Who Must Be Obeyed informed me that I have not been referring to our son correctly in these posts. I have been using “He Who Must Not Be Ignored,” when, in fact, the more accurate description is “He Who Will Not be Ignored.” The former implies I have a choice in the matter, the latter makes it clear he is in control. Which he is. Except when she is.
Management regrets the error; just don’t hurt me.